Cousins deconstruct Christmas

posted Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009 at 10:19 pm

Possum: Does Santa know god?

Cousin (male aged 8): I’m not sure Santa is religious

Possum: (un-deterred) Does Santa give god presents?

Cousin: I don’t think Santa flies up that high. The reindeers might get out of breath…Maybe if Santa wore a spacesuit he could.

Possum: (satisfied smile)

One Response to “Cousins deconstruct Christmas”

  1. My 4yr old told me that he had to sing “Baby Jesus” because Santa likes Baby Jesus.

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